Heroes, on NBC
If you suspect a co-worker is a hero and a space-time bender (no wonder your breaks seem so short!), watch their face. If you see them sitting in their cubicle making this face, then they are:
- a hero, contact the authorities at once
- trying to shit their pants, contact the authorities at once
Either way, it’s best to just call security. He might teleport that shitty chair into your cubicle!
If you see someone flying around, forget about it. It’s the shit-chair teleporters you need to worry about!
