Tee-hee! It tickles!
Part of an ongoing series, OMFG Heroes Sucks Ass will cover the many ways the show ass-sucks.
Part 1—OMFG How Fuckin’ Stupid
Okay, so the cheerleader chick can heal really fast—that doesn’t mean the shit don’t hurt like a motherfucker! Shit! Maybe her brain is the one thing that can’t heal, but healing aside, sticking your hand in boiling water is going to be utterly excruciating, not just slightly wince-inducing. “Owwies… Here’s your ring.” How fucking stupid. (For those unfamiliar with the scene: Claire’s stupid mom drops her dumb-ass ring into a pot of fuck-all boiling water, and with a cunty look on her face to convey thought, Claire decides to stick her non-invulnerable, but quick-healing hand into the water.) There. I’ve just lowered your I.Q.
Stay tuned for the next installment of this ongoing series. Part 2 will probably be called OMFG How Fuckin’ Stupid, too, because the whole show Heroes is just plain fuckin’ stupid.
Update I’m trying to choke down the third episode of this second season to find other dumb-ass shit, but I’d have to transcribe the entire episode. There’s a lot of eyebrows in this one.
