I bought Rolando for the iPhone last week and have been really getting into it. I think the first 3 or 4 levels didn’t excite me too much, but after that point it grows on you and its character shines through.
Make sure you play over a cushiony surface because you’ll be twisting and turning you iPhone/iPod touch all over the place! Or, just don’t play while eating a bucket of fried chicken. But you can’t control yourself now can you? You fat fuck.
Thanks for reading, skinny!

Wii both down, y’all
The new Wii comercial has aired and is now on YouTube. Watch it here. I pity YouTube’s bandwidth bills this month.