… for, and get elected as, President… legally… as in… fuckin’ born here…
May the Lost season premiere bring you all the joy you’re Losting for this year.
Oh yeah, and thank Jeebus the reign of W. The Oily Tyrant will be over.
Dick Cheney bathes in the blood of the young
Moral dilemma. Is it bad to wish, really, really hard, that someone would die? No, I didn’t think so either. Cheney is once again telling death to “go fuck yourself,” according to the news.
“Doctors did not replace wires that are attached to the device and are threaded through Cheney’s heart.”
The dude is totally a fucking cyborg. No wonder they portray Li’l Cheney’s dad as Darth Vader.
Earlier today, Malcolm Reynolds, captain of Firefly class ship, Serenity, reported that some character from South Park was hanged.
This is Sen. Theodore Fulton Stevens.
Call him “Ted.” He’s of the ripe old age of 82—the perfect age for learning and understanding computers. When he moved to Alaska, the state to which he’s appointed, it was still a territory. He’s that fuckin’ old.
Whether he was wearing his Hulk tie or not, he voted against the net neutrality provisions, and as this Wired article shows, he also likes to educate his fellow senators about tubes and the internets.
Stephen Colbert Hiding His Huge Balls Behind a Podium
Wow. I don’t know who has bigger balls: Colbert, or the guy who booked him to speak at the White House Correspondants’ Dinner. I just wish the video resolution was a bit better so we could see the President and First Lady’s reaction as Colbert went to sit back down.
Said Dave Lesar, chairman, president, and chief executive officer of Halliburton, “For the full year 2005, we set a record for revenue and achieved net income of $2.4 billion with each of our six divisions posting record results. This accomplishment came from the hard work and determination of our 100,000 employees. The year 2005 was the best in our 86-year history,* and both ESG and KBR are well positioned for strong performance into 2006.”
Aww, isn’t that cute. Cheney’s little one is all grown up now. Makes me proud, and seems to justify the abduction of wives in Iraq**.
*emphasis mine
**sarcasm on loan from the Smithsonian
