Well, it’s still consistant. It’s being reported that the Magical Mystical Fantablissiful missile defense shield has once again, failed. Aww, nobody likes to hear about failure!
Like last time, the interceptor, or ‘cock-block’ as I like to imagine Bush calling it, sat peacefully in its little silo while the target missile cruised unhindered to its… wherever the hell it’s supposed to go.
Well, this was an easy post for me to write. All I have to do is reuse my mp3 link from the last time I wrote about this, and…
Magical Pixies (mp3) Not work safe, contains f-bombs
Possible irony: maybe if they didn’t cut spending in education, they’d have a dude who’d know how to work the damn thing!?
Well, N. Korea has admitted to possessing nuclear weapons, which I think are weapons that cause mass destruction. They’re not exactly our buddies so how come Bush isn’t invading that country like he did with Iraq? We don’t even have to go by possibly faulty intelligence from the CIA or the FBI... North Korea is openly acknowledging their nuclear weapons cache. So why isn’t Bush starting up the old “freedom haters” rhetoric and preparing to invade, like with Iraq? The criteria’s been met.
Oh, I forgot the “oil” and “revenge” criteria as well! Sorry. My bad, you guys! Like, totally.
Those horns should be behind his head, Jenna, not on the side.
You’re either with us, or you’re a tyrant.
Bush is crying that we need to “repair” Social Security right now before it dries up. Umm, wasn’t he crying that we need to take out Saddam Hussein before he launches WMD’s at us because he hates freedom? The US task force for finding WMD’s has called off its search recently, and we’re supposed to believe this wolf-crying boy!?
What the hell? I think everybody knows that Iraq is another Vietnam quagmire… but Bush is just realizing this now!?
But, our President is a slow learner… and he doesn’t really know about Vietnam and the mistakes of the past, because, you know, that would require some book learnin’.
Our soldiers are getting so screwed by this President. I just cannot understand how he got re-elected.
Yesterday (I’m slow) it was briefly reported that another test for the magical missile defense shield, has failed… again. It’s been two years since the last test, and they still fucked up. Pressure from President We-Kick-Ass has placed the scientists on a hurried schedule and may be the reason for the failure. The missile that’s suppose to defend us when North Korea attacks us (cuz you know that’s what they want to do) didn’t even leave the launch pad. Sweet. There’s billions of dollars down the drain.
I’m confused… could someone tell me, again, which party is the one concerned about not wasting your hard earned money?
Anyway, you know what this calls for… that’s right! Time for another David Cross audio clip from his 2002 CD. Added bonus of the Social Security scam, since he goes right into it.
Magical Pixies (mp3) Not work safe, contains f-bombs
